"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday
*listens to ariana grande once*
Out of context Sims conversations…
I told my gay friend that I was serving fish and he laughed and said I wasn’t? Okay….. I filleted this cod for nothing I guess?
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top