funny ass blog

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

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mothercheng:

*listens to ariana grande once* 

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amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

allystruggles:

I told my gay friend that I was serving fish and he laughed and said I wasn’t? Okay….. I filleted this cod for nothing I guess?

gayerthanjew:

i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top